It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

This heavyweight long-sleeve tee combines premium comfort with lasting durability. Made from soft-washed combed ring-spun cotton, it features an ultra-soft feel, a classic fit, and a tightly knit surface that delivers crisp, vibrant prints for everyday wear and custom designs.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey: 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Soft-washed fabric with an ultra-soft hand-feel
• Side-seamed construction
• Tightly knit fabric for superior printability
• 7/8" 1×1 ribbed collar with Lycra® for enhanced durability
• Single-needle edge stitching
• Tear-away label