Small Pull Request: Three Thousand Lines

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every stand-up, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

Code Reviews: Small Pull Request - Three Thousand Lines

Enrich your wardrobe with this elegant design on a Champion t-shirt that has the brand logo embroidered on the left sleeve. The 100% cotton fabric and deep armholes are sure to make it your favorite tee.
• 100% cotton
• Oxford Grey Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 7 oz/yd² (237.3 g/m²)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) bound ribbed crew neck
• Deep armholes for ease and mobility
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• Champion “C” logo patch on the left sleeve
• Blank product sourced from Honduras