It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

Stay comfy and warm with this ultra-soft fleece hoodie. It features a relaxed fit for all-day comfort and is ideal for sports and casual wear.

• 80% cotton, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.11 oz./yd.² (275 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-blend fleece with brushed inside
• Unisex, regular fit
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and bottom hem
• Matching drawstrings
• Embroidered Under Armour® logo at the top center
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam