It's 99% Accurate: Except For The Parts That Matter

Softwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into apparel you'll actually want to wear. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on soft, sustainable fabric built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.

Whether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth "quick sync" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.

AI Projects: It's 99% Accurate - Except For The Parts That Matter

Looking for something special to stand out from the crowd? This Champion sweatshirt with a bold print is your answer! The soft inside and embroidered “C” logo on the left sleeve brings the sweatshirt to a whole new quality level, recognized worldwide thanks to the popular Champion brand.
• 82% cotton, 18% polyester
• Fabric weight: 12 oz/yd² (406.87 g/m²)
• 1×1 ribbed knit cuffs and bottom band
• 1×1 rib inserts at underarm and sides for extra mobility
• Embroidered “C” logo on the left sleeve
• Blank product sourced from Honduras