{"product_id":"copper-vacuum-insulated-bottle-22oz-technical-debt-future-me","title":"Copper Vacuum Insulated Bottle (22oz) - Technical Debt - Future Me","description":"\u003cp\u003eSoftwear Sayings turns the things we all think in meetings — and definitely shouldn't say out loud — into everyday items you'll actually want to use. Every design speaks to one specific corner of the job — AI chaos, meeting culture, on-call dread, take your pick — printed on something built to survive every standup, sprint, and status update.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhether you're deep in AI hallucinations, surviving your fourth \"quick sync\" of the day, or firmly believe tabs are correct and spaces are wrong, there's a Saying for that. New collections drop regularly — corporate life keeps giving us material, so we keep printing it.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTechnical Debt\u003c\/strong\u003e: Future Me - \u003cem\u003eWill Be Furious\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eStay refreshed on the go with our copper vacuum-insulated bottle, designed to keep your drinks at the perfect temperature while preventing condensation. Its durable stainless steel construction with a powder-coat finish is scratch and fade-resistant, while the spill-proof design and wide opening make it practical for everyday use. Lightweight and easy to carry, this bottle is perfect for work, travel, or outdoor activities - design your own or start selling it today!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStainless steel with copper insulation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e22 oz. (650 ml)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 10.60″ × 2.90″ (26.92 × 7.37 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 363 g\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpill-proof design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScratch and fade-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePowder-coat finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis product is made on demand. No minimums.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Softwear Sayings","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":50027394236487,"sku":"TECHNICAL-DEBT-FUTURE-ME-22OZ-BLACK-WHITE-527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey","offer_id":50027394269255,"sku":"TECHNICAL-DEBT-FUTURE-ME-22OZ-GREY-WHITE-527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green","offer_id":50027394302023,"sku":"TECHNICAL-DEBT-FUTURE-ME-22OZ-MINT-GREEN-BLACK-527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":50027394334791,"sku":"TECHNICAL-DEBT-FUTURE-ME-22OZ-NAVY-WHITE-527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange","offer_id":50027394367559,"sku":"TECHNICAL-DEBT-FUTURE-ME-22OZ-ORANGE-BLACK-527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble Blue","offer_id":50027394400327,"sku":"TECHNICAL-DEBT-FUTURE-ME-22OZ-PEBBLE-BLUE-BLACK-527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":50027394433095,"sku":"TECHNICAL-DEBT-FUTURE-ME-22OZ-RED-WHITE-527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White (Black Ink)","offer_id":50027394465863,"sku":"TECHNICAL-DEBT-FUTURE-ME-22OZ-WHITE-BLACK-527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White (Grey Ink)","offer_id":50027394498631,"sku":"TECHNICAL-DEBT-FUTURE-ME-22OZ-WHITE-GREY-527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White (Navy Ink)","offer_id":50027394531399,"sku":"TECHNICAL-DEBT-FUTURE-ME-22OZ-WHITE-NAVY-527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White (Red Ink)","offer_id":50027394564167,"sku":"TECHNICAL-DEBT-FUTURE-ME-22OZ-WHITE-RED-527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White (Green Ink)","offer_id":50027394596935,"sku":"TECHNICAL-DEBT-FUTURE-ME-22OZ-WHITE-GREEN-527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White (Blue Ink)","offer_id":50027394629703,"sku":"TECHNICAL-DEBT-FUTURE-ME-22OZ-WHITE-BLUE-527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White (Purple Ink)","offer_id":50027394662471,"sku":"TECHNICAL-DEBT-FUTURE-ME-22OZ-WHITE-PURPLE-527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White (Brown Ink)","offer_id":50027394695239,"sku":"TECHNICAL-DEBT-FUTURE-ME-22OZ-WHITE-BROWN-527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0697\/9420\/1671\/files\/copper-vacuum-insulated-bottle-_22oz_-white-22oz-left-6aeefc5376872.jpg?v=1794047064","url":"https:\/\/softwearsayings.com\/products\/copper-vacuum-insulated-bottle-22oz-technical-debt-future-me","provider":"Softwear Sayings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}