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Future Me Will Fix It: Future Me Is Angry
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Entry Level Position: Requires 5 Years Experience
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Machine Learning: Human Debugging
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Exceeds Expectations: Expectations Were Revised
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Circle Back: Infinite Loop Detected
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Artificial Intelligence: Natural Chaos
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Minimum Viable Product: Maximum Available Scope
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Wear Many Hats: Do The Work Of 3 People
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Self-Explanatory Code: Explanation Requested
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Resource Constraint: You Mean Me
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Consistently Delivers: Terms And Conditions Apply
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Fast-Paced Environment: We Have No Process
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If Everything’s On Fire: Nothing’s On Fire
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Not Touching It.
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I Fixed The Bug: And Created Three New Ones
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Small Pull Request: Three Thousand Lines
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